The Restless Mouse

Our supplier is very secretive about where he gets the Retro Magnetic Scotty Dog sets - I try to keep them in stock, but there seems to be an insatiable demand for this sort of little retro toy. So many have been sold over so many years, I wonder how many orphaned scotty dogs are stuck inside heating ducts, in drawers, slightly below ground in the yard, under car seats in wrecking yards, where have I forgotten to look? No matter, we have them at $2.99 a set and call that retail.

I was looking at the search logs for last week, seems someone searched for “wholesale novelty company” right here, and got no results! This post will correct that- just click on the “golden handtruck” above!

And for those using sort of generic terms looking for our retail division, buy direct, shop the “golden shopping cart” above for that! I’m talking to you, mister “weird novelty gifts”, “gag playing cards”, “desk toys”, “giant desk toys”….

We are going to have “review posts” here for everything, but I found that I had too many irons in the fire, so guess I better get to my blacksmithing job… There’s nothing worse than an angry blacksmithing “team leader” (sarcastic poke at a major local factory I moonlight at).

The thing that creeps me out about this life-size wind-up mouse toy is the way the tail moves as it goes. The one we took for product testing drives the dog NUTS. It kind of creeps people out, my mom’s dog doesn’t get one because it gives her the willies (Mom, not the dog).

The windup mouse toy comes in white, gray, black, or brown fur, you can request your desired color(s) in the comments field when you order, most folks don’t really care, in that case we will send whatever is top of the box. Just $2.29 ea.

Item #TG2121: Boss Toss, flinger of managers, tosser of tyrants…

The Boss Tosser is another wonderful “catapult” toy for the office,
this ones tosses upper management with great force. Four different generic interchangable middle management drone figures included with each boss flinger. #3.99

Item #TG2118: Cruel but mildly amusing CATapult

Our catapult comes with four specially trained Cat flingees.
Carded with a bullseye on the back, a really fun office toy. These chuckers and flingers are all $3.99 Others are getting $5.99 for them!! That’s excessive.

… So the plan is to post items as blog posts and use these tags and categories to help you find them. It will be amazingly annoying and frustrating. But all good things start out like that.