New Blog Template!

May 26th. Got a new blog template that I envision to be the be-all and end-all of blog design, but there will be a gradual phasing in of links and whatnot. I could have done all this offline and popped it in when perfected, but I already accidentally burned that bridge (long story) It will be quite cool when done, but of course that will exceed my attention span several times over, so bear with me.

Obligatory links to our novelty store

The Restless Mouse Company is a mom & pop dealer of retail and wholesale novelties and pop culture artifacts. See us at ThatRestlessMouse.com and our new reseller's site; NoveltyTradingPost.com

Now it’s a MOVING Sale…

We are planning a change in shopping cart providers..

so our old site has lots of “deals” in the ThatRestlessMouse.com Sale Page.
Here is a case in point.


ITEM #BD1515: Bottle Cap Magnets: Set of 16, Now only $2.97

The full 16 magnet-manie bottlecap magnet set
You get all SIXTEEN magnets shown here, it’s the complete “Magnet Mania” series. They come as a set of 4 display squares with 4 magnets each. Do the math.

It includes the “Flavors” set (GRAPE SODA, CREAM SODA, LEMON LIME, and ROOT BEER… plus the The “colorblindness test” set (Well, that’s what it looks like! …and the “fruit logo” set;
On a more useful note, you also get the “message set”, those caps say “Call back!, “Things to do”, Urgent!, and “don’t forget!” They are also known as “Type A” magnets, I have decreed.

ALL have good strong magnets and will hold papers and stuff like that securely on your fridge. One lady bought a bunch just for the magnets themselves.

They are on sale for a pittance; See the bottlecap magnet set in more detail here, the ad will have the current inventory, as of this writing we have 9 sets left, and I don’t think I can get more.

Free Divorce? We can do that too

trial divorceI just read that a radio station in WV is giving away a free divorce in a valentine’s day drawing, but that’s kind of permanent. Tell you what, anybody who orders one of our handy Temporary Divorce Certificates, while supplies last, get a $1.00 CASH refund to get the party started. You might say we will PAY YOU to try the divorce thing out; most people just need to see that the grass on the single side of the fence is full of nettles.

NOT A COUPON: Just put the phrase “FREEDOM IS NOT FREE” in the comments section when you order at ThatRestlessMouse.com (The orange site that the link above takes you to)

UPDATE 2/23/08 - Only 3 Divorce Certs left! Speak now or forever hold your peas. Whatever THAT means.

Wonderful! $2.99 shipping.

Shipping is $2.99 on this site… MAN… I wrote this long and eloquent description of our $2.99 shipping special… But somehow lost it along the way. I HATE THAT. It was really some of my best work. You would have liked it. SAVE YOUR WORK!

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