Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been
playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house
and asked her, ‘Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the
same room and one is on top of the other?’
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
‘It’s called sexual intercourse, darling.’ Little Tony just said, ‘Oh, OK,’
and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, ‘Grandma, it isn’t
called sexual intercourse. It’s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s Mom wants to
talk to you.’
“John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
‘There’s a car being towed from the parking lot’ he shouted.
A few moments passed ‘An ambulance just drove by’
A few moments passed.
‘Looks like the Andersons have company’ he called out.
‘Matt’s riding a new bike’
‘The Coopers are having sex!!’
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked ‘How do you know they are having sex??’
‘Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony too’”
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day,
so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said,
“Johnny. This is where you come from.”
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as “Lucky Johnny.”
“Why?” one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, “Because I came this close to being a turd.”
