Free Divorce? We can do that too
I just read that a radio station in WV is giving away a free divorce in a valentine’s day drawing, but that’s kind of permanent. Tell you what, anybody who orders one of our handy Temporary Divorce Certificates, while supplies last, get a $1.00 CASH refund to get the party started. You might say we will PAY YOU to try the divorce thing out; most people just need to see that the grass on the single side of the fence is full of nettles.
NOT A COUPON: Just put the phrase “FREEDOM IS NOT FREE” in the comments section when you order at ThatRestlessMouse.com (The orange site that the link above takes you to)
UPDATE 2/23/08 - Only 3 Divorce Certs left! Speak now or forever hold your peas. Whatever THAT means.
