The Restless Mouse

New Blog Template!

May 26th. Got a new blog template that I envision to be the be-all and end-all of blog design, but there will be a gradual phasing in of links and whatnot. I could have done all this offline and popped it in when perfected, but I already accidentally burned that bridge (long story) It will be quite cool when done, but of course that will exceed my attention span several times over, so bear with me.

Inventory Status

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05/06/08 updates; I kind of forgot about this page for a few weeks! - editor

jumbo puffing cigar
BACK IN STOCK:
JUMBO SIZE fake cigar of the self-puffing variety. Well, I mean to say, you don’t light it, you actually blow into it to produce “smoke”.

snake in a nut can gag
BACK IN STOCK:
Snake in a Mixed Nuts Can gag This is a classic gag, works especially well on drunken party guests

3/13/08 updates;

puff cigarettes by the pair
BACK IN STOCK:
Fake Stage Puff Cigarettes Always popular with the community playhouse and school productions.

3/4/08 updates;

jacob's ladder magic wallet BACK IN STOCK: Jacob’s Ladder Wallet Back by popular demand, our “Magic Wallet” in black, just $5.69

3/2/08 updates;

portable white noise machine
NEW ITEM: Nature Sound Machine with mood light dome
Jungle Noises help U sleep!
Just $17.88 until such time as we wise up.

TIC TACK TOAST
NEW ITEM: Tic-Tac-Toast Toast imprinter for futile fun. $2.89 ea.

3/1/08 updates;

38 foot yacht gag gift : Anthromorphized Yacht TACKY:38 “foot” yacht… Take it to the boat show for a trade-in.It may very well be the most un-seaworthy craft since the S.S. Minnow, but it’s good for a laugh. 38 feet! Imagine that.