http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:35:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This Yo Mama joke from Joke-of-the-day doesn't make any sense. Maybe that's where the humor is. Yo mama is so fat, when she passed by the tv, I missed a full season of Friends. http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/06/30/yo-mama/ We have been getting various requests for catalogs. Reasons for catalog requests vary ( Toni C. in Texas writes; "If I stare at the computer too long, I tend to make a horrible honking sound and crave pickle juice. It's odd." ) Others simply want to read in a more ... http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/06/29/alright-ill-make-some-catalogs-and-mail-them/ NETFLIX is getting rid of the "profiles" and "profile friends connections", which I applaud. Profiles was an ill-advised move to try to tap into the whole "social surfing" web thing, but movie renting is to some degree a very personal thing. I don't necessarily want my friends being able ... http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/06/18/netflix-makes-a-wise-move/ I noticed this at the bottom of one of those "My husband died in a plane crash" spams. Considered making it my email signature... Be also notified that I will no longer be reading my emails or surfing the internet as I have retired completely from the outside world to my ranch, at ... http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/06/17/must-be-nice/ I could have had this statue at a local garage sale for a song, I think it was there at the sale they had last year too. But I suspect that Teresa would question the artistic value of this specimen vis-a-vis the aesthetic sensibilities of our abode. All of ... http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/06/08/lost-opportunity/ I was going to post this as "What Would Jesus Do" but I can't picture him peddling fart machines on the Internet... Anyway, we have an unhappy customer... Here's the poop on that... We sent two windup furry mice to a lady in Indiana, a couple days later, this email... ... http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/06/08/what-would-sam-walton-do/ There was a fire at Universal Studios over the weekend, could they just put it out and move on? No, your tax dollars go further than that.... Concerns for air quality due to the acrid smoke prompted the South Coast Air Quality Management District to send a chemist to take air ... http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/06/01/california-thinkin/ more graph humor and song chart memes http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/05/30/real-world-math/ We are constantly bombarded with emails from Chinese manufacturers, touting all kinds of strange products, I kind of think these are small operations trying to emulate the success of others, but not there just yet... Although I am sort of intrigued by this "eye massager".... Hooks into your USB port, ... http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/05/30/new-products-from-china-they-never-stop/ My Oh My, and I'm not talking baseball (esp. this year) The Seattle Post-Intelligencer runs an opinion column that actually has this bit of nonsense in it... I always thought you had to have some sort of edumacashion to write for them big city newspapers... "...This weekend in my own neighborhood I ... http://www.therestlessmouse.com/wordpress/2008/05/30/not-only-in-seattle/