May 26th. Got a new blog template that I envision to be the be-all and end-all of blog design, but there will be a gradual phasing in of links and whatnot. I could have done all this offline and popped it in when perfected, but I already accidentally burned that bridge (long story) It will be quite cool when done, but of course that will exceed my attention span several times over, so bear with me.
The Restless Mouse Company is a mom & pop dealer of retail and wholesale novelties and pop culture artifacts. See us at ThatRestlessMouse.com and our new reseller's site; NoveltyTradingPost.com
We’ve got all the political stuff, Hillary Clinton fake money, and a Bill bill, PLUS a great deal on Monica Lewinsky’s Driver’s License. Check out all our political funny business, on sale now, super cheap!
Retro Assistant Manager Pennant When your underachieving brethren finally achieve what will probably be the pinnacle of success, it’s time to celebrate with this super “Assistant Manager” pennant. Special price while supplies last, just $2.88! How could you not?
NEW LOW PRICE HERE TOO: BILL Clinton $6 bill I suppose if we are going to poke fun at Hillary we need to include Bill. 25 $6 bills just $1.49. Orders including “Hillary Money” or “Bill Money” get a free “behind the scenes” upgrade to priority mail. Stash them away and sell them on eBaY when Chelsea runs. (It bears repeating)
NEW LOW PRICE: Hillary Clinton $3 bill What can I say, this political money needs to get out there. Time is of the essence. 25 $3 bills just $1.49. Orders with “Hillary Money” included get a free “behind the scenes” upgrade to priority mail. Stash them away and sell them on eBaY when Chelsea runs.
We got this email today;
i am looking to buy in bulk for extra discounts on items to resale…. do you have anything that I am looking for? I like your items… just wish the price was lower…
And my reply was
I am putting those items up with qty discount charts at RestlessMouseWholesale.com
Also see THATrestlessmouse.com SALE category. Some of those items are below our cost, we are trying to get inventory down to eliminate the storage locker fee, also switching to that new online store. Thanks for letting me know, John
We are planning a change in shopping cart providers..
so our old site has lots of “deals” in the ThatRestlessMouse.com Sale Page.
Here is a case in point.
You get all SIXTEEN magnets shown here, it’s the complete “Magnet Mania” series. They come as a set of 4 display squares with 4 magnets each. Do the math.
It includes the “Flavors” set (GRAPE SODA, CREAM SODA, LEMON LIME, and ROOT BEER… plus the The “colorblindness test” set (Well, that’s what it looks like! …and the “fruit logo” set;
On a more useful note, you also get the “message set”, those caps say “Call back!, “Things to do”, Urgent!, and “don’t forget!” They are also known as “Type A” magnets, I have decreed.
ALL have good strong magnets and will hold papers and stuff like that securely on your fridge. One lady bought a bunch just for the magnets themselves.
They are on sale for a pittance; See the bottlecap magnet set in more detail here, the ad will have the current inventory, as of this writing we have 9 sets left, and I don’t think I can get more.
I just read that a radio station in WV is giving away a free divorce in a valentine’s day drawing, but that’s kind of permanent. Tell you what, anybody who orders one of our handy Temporary Divorce Certificates, while supplies last, get a $1.00 CASH refund to get the party started. You might say we will PAY YOU to try the divorce thing out; most people just need to see that the grass on the single side of the fence is full of nettles.
NOT A COUPON: Just put the phrase “FREEDOM IS NOT FREE” in the comments section when you order at ThatRestlessMouse.com (The orange site that the link above takes you to)
UPDATE 2/23/08 - Only 3 Divorce Certs left! Speak now or forever hold your peas. Whatever THAT means.
