WHAT THE POLICE BLOTTER SAID:

Suspicious – 5000 block H. P. Blvd.

An anonymous caller reported that about an hour and 15 minutes prior to

calling 911, she observed a “Hispanic looking male in his fifties,

walking back and forth around the schools.” She said she was

“concerned for the kids’ safety.” He was not located.

WHAT THE POLICE BLOTTER MEANT TO SAY:

Suspicious – 5000 block H. P. Blvd.

An anonymous caller reported that about an hour and 15 minutes prior to

calling 911, she observed a “Hispanic looking male in his fifties,

walking back and forth around the schools.” She said she was

“concerned for the kids’ safety.” The man was located and cited for looking hispanic in a school zone.

I call this game “Police Blotters we would like to see.”  To wit;

WHAT THE POLICE BLOTTER SAID:

Neighbor Problem -An officer responded to the above apartment for a harassment

complaint. A party reported that she was having problems with her

neighbors swearing at her. The officer explained her options.

WHAT THE POLICE BLOTTER should have SAID:

Neighbor Problem -An officer responded to the above apartment for a harassment

complaint. A party reported that she was having problems with her

neighbors swearing at her. The officer told her to go fuck herself.