New Blog Template!

May 26th. Got a new blog template that I envision to be the be-all and end-all of blog design, but there will be a gradual phasing in of links and whatnot. I could have done all this offline and popped it in when perfected, but I already accidentally burned that bridge (long story) It will be quite cool when done, but of course that will exceed my attention span several times over, so bear with me.

Obligatory links to our novelty store

The Restless Mouse Company is a mom & pop dealer of retail and wholesale novelties and pop culture artifacts. See us at ThatRestlessMouse.com and our new reseller's site; NoveltyTradingPost.com

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Gross and disgusting food you can make at home!

grossout icky food cookbook warps young minds We got a whole case of these nasty foods cookbooks, just because they are fun and kids will actually learn something while they think they are being all subversive and disgusting. I kind of wish they had these when I was a kid. Had to settle for making Cheese-whiz faces on my Hi-Ho’s.

The eternal kitchen struggle

Clean dishes, dirty silverware? Dog licked it does not count.Our #BD1520 Clean or Dirty Magnet is right handy for the dishwasher, once you condition people to flip the stupid thing around right after putting away the clean dishes, and to flip it back to clean when running a load.

Otherwise it is handy to hold a note to the fridge, write your husband a John Deere letter and run off with a tractor salesman? That’s harsh.

Anyway…. The Dishwasher Magnet is one of our most popular items, and as low as 99 cents each, it’s no wonder.

Those tacky striptease pens from Holland…


Item #GG1220; Supremely Tacky Striptease Lady Pen
When
turned over, her clothes disappear, revealing her naughty bits. Our choice of barrel colors, click and scribble tested before shipping! I had to spray paint the picture a little because some of the pens are stored upside down. (No sneak previews!) Sorry, pen cannot be imprinted (Most of barrel is consumed by the naked lady display, rest is too curved to imprint) Just $1.99 each, cheap flat rate shipping too.

Fit for the crowned heads of Europe (if they were pirates)

A Jolly Roger Nylon Flag THIS JUST IN: Huge (5 feet by 3 feet) Pirate skull flag - The Jolly Roger - Nylon for long life, Pirates love Nylon, they love all synthetics I guess. Less than four bucks! No need to dig anything up for this.

Get your own Jolly Roger flag here and let the swordfighting jokes commence.

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