NEW LOW PRICE: Hillary Clinton $3 bill What can I say, this political money needs to get out there. Time is of the essence. 25 $3 bills just $1.49. Orders with “Hillary Money” included get a free “behind the scenes” upgrade to priority mail. Stash them away and sell them on eBaY when Chelsea runs.
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new
fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American
patriots. On one side of the coin would be Theodore Roosevelt,
on the other, Nathan Hale.
Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the
official replied, … “Now, when you have a coin toss, you can
simply call “Teds, or Hales!”
Our #BD1520 Clean or Dirty Magnet is right handy for the dishwasher, once you condition people to flip the stupid thing around right after putting away the clean dishes, and to flip it back to clean when running a load.
Otherwise it is handy to hold a note to the fridge, write your husband a John Deere letter and run off with a tractor salesman? That’s harsh.
Anyway…. The Dishwasher Magnet is one of our most popular items, and as low as 99 cents each, it’s no wonder.
They call them rattlesnake eggs because the noise they make when you toss them in the air supposedly sounds like a rattlesnake ready to strike. I just like to use them as artsy fridge magnets, they sure are strong magnets. Someday I am going to try to saw one in half for an interior view. Now available with quantity discounts - We have scads of them.
An online provider has this detailed model of a human ear for $52 and free shipping. That seems to be a pretty good price if you need that sort of thing. I would probably be inclined to offer green salsa and VCR-cleaning swabs as add-on products that would increase the educational value of this product.
I mention this because our Wall-mounted Model Ear is also a valuable tool for the ear docs, if we had an artificial elbow it would be even better. Salsa and swabs not included.
Our eternal quest for the perfect shopping cart continues- Now we are trying Volusion - a bit more pricey than our last effort but renting a storefront in a building would be a lot more, I reasoned…
We only have maybe a few dozen items up so far, but it looks good so far. I think the checkout could be a little more streamlined, and I don’t like it demanding customer emails AND phone numbers, but hey, you can’t have everything. We are planning to move more into mail order with a catalog and all anyway.
Have a look, this one is called NoveltyTradingPost.com
I had some better names in mind but domain name squatters were peddling them and I won’t do business with scalpers. That’s basically what they are, same as ticket scalpers, standing in the alley with your tickets to CATS or whatever at twice the price, and would you be interested in a Shmolex timepiece?
We are planning a change in shopping cart providers..
so our old site has lots of “deals” in the ThatRestlessMouse.com Sale Page.
Here is a case in point.
You get all SIXTEEN magnets shown here, it’s the complete “Magnet Mania” series. They come as a set of 4 display squares with 4 magnets each. Do the math.
It includes the “Flavors” set (GRAPE SODA, CREAM SODA, LEMON LIME, and ROOT BEER… plus the The “colorblindness test” set (Well, that’s what it looks like! …and the “fruit logo” set;
On a more useful note, you also get the “message set”, those caps say “Call back!, “Things to do”, Urgent!, and “don’t forget!” They are also known as “Type A” magnets, I have decreed.
ALL have good strong magnets and will hold papers and stuff like that securely on your fridge. One lady bought a bunch just for the magnets themselves.
They are on sale for a pittance; See the bottlecap magnet set in more detail here, the ad will have the current inventory, as of this writing we have 9 sets left, and I don’t think I can get more.
I was looking at the search logs for last week, seems someone searched for “wholesale novelty company” right here, and got no results! This post will correct that- just click on the “golden handtruck” above!
And for those using sort of generic terms looking for our retail division, buy direct, shop the “golden shopping cart” above for that! I’m talking to you, mister “weird novelty gifts”, “gag playing cards”, “desk toys”, “giant desk toys”….
We are going to have “review posts” here for everything, but I found that I had too many irons in the fire, so guess I better get to my blacksmithing job… There’s nothing worse than an angry blacksmithing “team leader” (sarcastic poke at a major local factory I moonlight at).
The thing that creeps me out about this life-size wind-up mouse toy is the way the tail moves as it goes. The one we took for product testing drives the dog NUTS. It kind of creeps people out, my mom’s dog doesn’t get one because it gives her the willies (Mom, not the dog).
The windup mouse toy comes in white, gray, black, or brown fur, you can request your desired color(s) in the comments field when you order, most folks don’t really care, in that case we will send whatever is top of the box. Just $2.29 ea.
Mini Rolling Pins Moms are falling in love with these little rolling pins, and ordering "for the little girls" in the kitchen... Big discounts in quantity...
Striptease pen The classic pen for the only mildly perverted, tip to make her bathing suit fall off, squint to see her naughty bits. We sell tons of these tacky pens, quantity discounts apply.
Magnetic Scotty Dogs Toy A favorite toy for generations, and rightly so. Who doesn't love scotties? I have a Westie sitting on my foot right now! Hinting for a walk. Save big in resale quantities!
