A popular item, we only have a few of these “Giant Knife and Fork” sets left.
The distributor tells me that the word on the street is that the machine is broken and the manufacturer is trying to scrounge up parts. I have the impression that it is a very old, one of a kind machine, perhaps with lots of cast iron, maybe some greasy old glass indicators you can’t hardly read anymore, only an old guy named Henry knows how to make the forks come out perfectly. Alas, Henry’s improvised repairs just aren’t enough to keep the old girl running.
But I digress. I hope they don’t go the way of Gheradelli Flicks candy, I loved those as a kid, but I read that the packaging machine they used finally broke, and wasn’t cost effective to fix. This puzzled me because Flicks were basically giant chocolate chips wrapped in a large cardboard tube with a foil wrapper. How hard is that? Gosh, now I’m hungry.
Anyway, we are in constant contact with the supply chain, utilizing our core competencies or whatever, we’ll keep you posted on new developments.
We got a whole case of these nasty foods cookbooks, just because they are fun and kids will actually learn something while they think they are being all subversive and disgusting. I kind of wish they had these when I was a kid. Had to settle for making Cheese-whiz faces on my Hi-Ho’s.
Noticed folks were checking out our PR7202 Giant Toothbrush. Actually it’s 15″ long, so it would be for someone say, thirteen feet tall- Is that giant enough for you? They come in Yellow, Red, or Green.
We’ve got all the political stuff, Hillary Clinton fake money, and a Bill bill, PLUS a great deal on Monica Lewinsky’s Driver’s License. Check out all our political funny business, on sale now, super cheap!
Mini Wooden Rolling Pin at 7.5″ long, it’s a bit on the small side for any serious baking. Hey, times are tough, we had to cut back somewhere.
Retro Assistant Manager Pennant When your underachieving brethren finally achieve what will probably be the pinnacle of success, it’s time to celebrate with this super “Assistant Manager” pennant. Special price while supplies last, just $2.88! How could you not?
NEW LOW PRICE HERE TOO: BILL Clinton $6 bill I suppose if we are going to poke fun at Hillary we need to include Bill. 25 $6 bills just $1.49. Orders including “Hillary Money” or “Bill Money” get a free “behind the scenes” upgrade to priority mail. Stash them away and sell them on eBaY when Chelsea runs. (It bears repeating)
YOUR DUCK IS DEAD: DEAD rubber duck These dead bathtub duckies are a lot of fun, I always plan to slip some into the Arlington Rubber Duck race they have every summer, but I never get around tuit. Just added a qty. discount on this one.
NEW LOW PRICE: Hillary Clinton $3 bill What can I say, this political money needs to get out there. Time is of the essence. 25 $3 bills just $1.49. Orders with “Hillary Money” included get a free “behind the scenes” upgrade to priority mail. Stash them away and sell them on eBaY when Chelsea runs.
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new
fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American
patriots. On one side of the coin would be Theodore Roosevelt,
on the other, Nathan Hale.
Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the
official replied, … “Now, when you have a coin toss, you can
simply call “Teds, or Hales!”
Not to be confused with our gubment-grade
Two-headed Quarter - Machined from real quarters and edge-finished.
