ODD: Search Logs
ODD PAGES PLUS, #110: Strange Search Terms We Encounter
I look at our website logs just about every day, here are some of the unusual terms people use at Google and elsewhere, to end up at this site. Some are puzzling, some offend me,
some I find amusing… Here are some of my favorites… Check this page often, I will update blog style
(new stuff on top). My comments below, some things don’t warrant any comment…
when mouse trial then company name goes with the mouse
What with the what what? Disney is going to win that one every time, don’t even think it.
Compact Thats Whistle
I *think* that this person was looking for a ladies compact
that is also an ear piercing whistle? So if some guy is bothering her, she puts him at ease by
saying “Just let me freshen up a bit first hon..” Then she starts powdering her nose or whatever
but suddenly TWWEEEEEEEEEEETT!!
…Or maybe she’s just trying to save room in her purse? If that’s the case, she better be careful with that Mace Lipstick.
bong
I guess it was worth a shot, huh?
Ebay complaint department
If only it was as easy as that. Alright, try
here. OUR complaint department is, unfortunately, me.
“How to repulse the woman in your nightmares”
How would I know, I am too busy repulsing the women on the street.
Female Farter
Oh come on, girls don’t fart.
The evil monkey in the closet
This is another concern I had. When you turn on the light, it becomes a duffel bag.
“Paypal and it’s customer delight”
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Things that sell like hotcakes
Waffles?
OK, the stuff in our wholesale dept. sells pretty good - That’s why we buy it and fill up our storage shed, just to get dirt cheap prices. So you don’t have to.
“Funny Gifts departing for Africa”
If someone is departing for Africa, they probably don’t have a sense of humor about it.
back scratcher monkey
Oh yeah, that’s what the monkey is doing on your back, he’s just there to scratch where it itches.
fire extinguisher potato gun
A hose would work better.
NYPD military schools
Aww, Come on! Give me a chance! I’ll clean up my room!
interviewers OR restless OR urging OR frustrate OR presbyterianize
I don’t know about the other stuff, but I have NEVER presbyterianized anyone, not even during the Muppet Movie.
Drindking Flask
Why don’t you go home and sleep it off, fella.
face looks like it got run over by a dump truck
Now my feelings are hurt.
I turned into my mother
Dad needs to have a long talk with that boy.
Motorcycle Nun Shirt
It’s in the wash.
Glow in the dark car keys
Good idea! You can get glow in the dark keyfobs probably at atlaspen.com or other imprinted goodie outlets; I would get some that say REPO MAN but the studio would probably sue me.
Ball Busting Numbers
Are we keeping score?
Who has the biggest nose in the world?
Why are they asking ME?
Cute girly gifts
They came to the wrong place!
Collectible Underpants
Right, I’ll trade you these other 5 pairs for your ultra-rare Paris Hiltons!
Does Envelope glue contain calories?
Calories in snot
Nose picking burn calories
What’s this, a new fad diet?
Bedwetter certificate
I didn’t know I was competing with anyone.
What does a divorce certificate look like?
Divorce Certificate Samples
Is something wrong, dear?
Looking for temporary marriage
Go ahead, jump back into the frying pan.
my father is an ASSHOLE
I think this kid was just letting off steam there.
How to recognize an asshole
HINT: He hangs around with your mom)
Rubber Ducky Party
Don’t bring a toaster. That would be wrong.
Rubber Ducky Noises
HEY! Knock it off up there! It’s Three O’Clock in the morning!!!
Mule cart too heavy
I can relate. But I think you are looking for the cart that tips up and puts the mule in the air. I couldn’t find it either.
Look Disco Look
See Travolta run!
Golf Outing Prostitution
Planning a vacation?
