We are constantly bombarded with advice on how to make our websites better at getting visitors and then getting those visitors to buy something… to wit…
You’ve got under five seconds to convince people to stay on your website… so your headline has to grab them by the eyeballs and compel them to read on!
… Gosh, grab them by the eyeballs? That doesn’t sound conducive to a pleasant shopping experience? Can’t we just hold hands?
Mini Rolling Pins Moms are falling in love with these little rolling pins, and ordering "for the little girls" in the kitchen... Big discounts in quantity...
Striptease pen The classic pen for the only mildly perverted, tip to make her bathing suit fall off, squint to see her naughty bits. We sell tons of these tacky pens, quantity discounts apply.
Magnetic Scotty Dogs Toy A favorite toy for generations, and rightly so. Who doesn't love scotties? I have a Westie sitting on my foot right now! Hinting for a walk. Save big in resale quantities!
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