New Blog Template!

May 26th. Got a new blog template that I envision to be the be-all and end-all of blog design, but there will be a gradual phasing in of links and whatnot. I could have done all this offline and popped it in when perfected, but I already accidentally burned that bridge (long story) It will be quite cool when done, but of course that will exceed my attention span several times over, so bear with me.

Obligatory links to our novelty store

The Restless Mouse Company is a mom & pop dealer of retail and wholesale novelties and pop culture artifacts. See us at ThatRestlessMouse.com and our new reseller's site; NoveltyTradingPost.com

Archive: May 3rd 2008

Little Billy on the balcony.

“John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
‘There’s a car being towed from the parking lot’ he shouted.
A few moments passed ‘An ambulance just drove by’
A few moments passed.
‘Looks like the Andersons have company’ he called out.
‘Matt’s riding a new bike’
‘The Coopers are having sex!!’
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked ‘How do you know they are having sex??’
‘Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony too’”

Not giant toothbrush, but really big…

15Noticed folks were checking out our PR7202 Giant Toothbrush. Actually it’s 15″ long, so it would be for someone say, thirteen feet tall- Is that giant enough for you? They come in Yellow, Red, or Green.

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