It’s rare that I laugh out loud at three jokes in a row… Maybe we overdid it with the Kahlua in the coffee this morning…
Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They
fight tooth and nail!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to
Santa.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a
car crash? He’s all right now.
Mini Rolling Pins Moms are falling in love with these little rolling pins, and ordering "for the little girls" in the kitchen... Big discounts in quantity...
Striptease pen The classic pen for the only mildly perverted, tip to make her bathing suit fall off, squint to see her naughty bits. We sell tons of these tacky pens, quantity discounts apply.
Magnetic Scotty Dogs Toy A favorite toy for generations, and rightly so. Who doesn't love scotties? I have a Westie sitting on my foot right now! Hinting for a walk. Save big in resale quantities!
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