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How’s a third shift guy supposed to sleep?

It’s a beautiful spring day here at The Restless Mouse, naturally there’s folks that have to jump in their cars and race up and down the street, or fire up various chittychittybangbang lawn equipment, and there is a little girl down the lane who just discovered screaming, and she’s very good at it. I was going to buy the whistle she had last week, guess that won’t do much good now. I’ll have to dig up the earplugs.

That’s my story. What’s YOUR major malfunction today?

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