I was down at the hardware store the other day and I noticed they now have a vast array of locking mailboxes. My sister is thinking that her mail may have been stolen recently. My suggestion for mail theft: Mail yourself letters about the money buried in your backyard. When someone shows up with a shovel, shoot.
Mini Rolling Pins Moms are falling in love with these little rolling pins, and ordering "for the little girls" in the kitchen... Big discounts in quantity...
Striptease pen The classic pen for the only mildly perverted, tip to make her bathing suit fall off, squint to see her naughty bits. We sell tons of these tacky pens, quantity discounts apply.
Magnetic Scotty Dogs Toy A favorite toy for generations, and rightly so. Who doesn't love scotties? I have a Westie sitting on my foot right now! Hinting for a walk. Save big in resale quantities!
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