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Mail Order?

I was thinking, some people get a like freaked out by all this e-commerce, we get at least one or two requests for catalogs every day, carbon credits and spotted owls be damned.

So anyway, if you like what you see but don’t want to go with it online, just print the shopping cart page when you have all the stuff you want there, add three bucks for shipping, and call us toll free at 1-800-948-5785  - We will be happy to take your order that way. OR- you can mail us a check, make/send to:

TheRestlessMouse.com

PO Box 3022

Arlington, WA 98223

… Anyway you do it, we will do everything we can to make so delightful you can hardly stand it.

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Hi quality! Miniature wooden rolling pin with rolling action     Mini Rolling Pins Moms are falling in love with these little rolling pins, and ordering "for the little girls" in the kitchen... Big discounts in quantity...

the infamous naked lady slow strip pen from Holland     Striptease pen The classic pen for the only mildly perverted, tip to make her bathing suit fall off, squint to see her naughty bits. We sell tons of these tacky pens, quantity discounts apply.

retro tricky magnetic scotty dogs dance and play     Magnetic Scotty Dogs Toy A favorite toy for generations, and rightly so. Who doesn't love scotties? I have a Westie sitting on my foot right now! Hinting for a walk. Save big in resale quantities!

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