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Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of our website.

. NEW! Now we have the Flying Monkey Slingshot Toy. Uh, moake that SCREAMING flying monkey.

A Basic Freedom

I RECKON that one of our most basic rights as Americans is to be able to poke fun at our elected representatives. Apparently many agree, hence the popularity of our Obama-themed funny money

Props

Visit our Prop Department For stage cigars, actor's cigarettes, And assorted GIANT SIZE items for acting, educational props, or just for fun.

Opening my Logitech mouse is beyond my technical skills

You would think replacing the battery in my logitech laptop mouse would be a simple matter. Unfortunately, I forget how it opens between battery changes. The Dell mouse on my desktop computer simply pops open, but the Logitech mouse has a release button with a tiny lock logo on it. Maybe the next model [...]

Slow down the toilet paper?

Our new toilet paper dispensers will go “klunk klunk”, not “Ziiiinnngg!” [...]

Classic Naked Lady pens make men squint.

Here’s the classic “tip and strip” naked lady pen- The latest version from Eskesen, better quality, thicker pens, sexier models. Denmark’s Eskesen is the undisputed leader in float pens for generations.

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The green eyeshade doesn’t help.

My sister is having a hard time finding an error in her checking account. This was my reply; If anyone has their own tips and tricks for this, please comment.

Do you use Quicken? Try searching for a transaction amount that is half of the difference- Sometimes I enter things as income instead of [...]

Return Policy

90 Day Guarantee Plus

DID YOU get the wrong item or quantity? Is something kinda shoddy? Is it taking too long? Contact us and we will make it right. Here’s our customer service policy;

RETURNS. Generally, we will refund the original amount paid including up to $5 of the original shipping, (see below)- if [...]

What I’m thankful for; HOUR SIX

If you had to enumerate EVERYTHING you are thankful for

It’s easy enough to rattle off a few things you are thankful for around the Thanksgiving table, but what if grandma wouldn’t let you get up until you listed EVERYTHING? Even things that have a flip side, like coconuts; they are tasty and provide [...]

Retro “Naked Lady” Pen

One of our most "clicked on" products, the "Naked Lady" tip-and-strip float pen. We have the guy pens too. Don't blame me, that was the wife's idea. I still have no idea why she is so interested in those polite cartoon chipmunks.

Road Rage Help

There's nothing worse than being stuck in traffic, with a sore throat. Now there's help, our Road Rage Megaphone will talk to those morons on your behalf.
Hey suckups! S.A.D. (Supervisor Appreciation Day) is approaching!