Having trouble seeing where you are going? Get your supervisor this wide-angle glass belly button insert
Tip of the day: Splash a little coffee behind your ears. Your co-workers are sure to be intimidated by the subtle hint of superior caffienation.
Is your supervisor comfortable?
A comfortable supervisor is a happy supervisor.
Speak the Lingo- Definitions of common business buzzwords
(With a nod and a wink to bullshit bingo)
- New Economy- Similar to Old Economy, but you won't be in it.
- Out of the box- The cubicles are being fumigated today.
- Paradigm- Twenty Cents.
- Synergy- Energy derived from sinning. Your supervisor should be given as much opportunity to sin as possible. It's good for the company.
- Wow Factor- Did you see Bill's new receptionist?
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