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Dec 22nd- Just heard a story on the radio about how this idea of how engraving a fake housefly on a urinal gives a guy something to aim for, and hence reduces "spillage". Apparently the social engineering people have proved that it greatly reduces that form of bathroom unpleasantness.

I was telling the Mrs. about that and now she is feverishly working on a way to "social engineer" men to sit down on the commode for the pee, or failing that, to get them to put the seat down. She is battling years of evolution, ancient man probably had to be ready to run at all times, since sabertooth tigers have a keen sense of smell.

But I digress. A step in the right direction would be to install one of our handy flush-handle toilet lights, It's very economical at our low price, and so easy to install, a child could do it. In fact, that would be a good project for the kid.

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