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I AM SO ASHAMED

We have always had mixed feelings about the mailing list thing, mainly because if someone thinks you are sending them UCE (unsolicited commercial email) AKA SPAM - they get SOOOO MAD- flecks of spittle on the monitor mad- that's not the reaction we are looking for. We are here to get people to smile and lighten up, it's in our mission statement or whatever.

SO! We found an email service that requires you to DOUBLE OPT IN - You sign up and then they send an email to the address you signed up with, you have to reply to that too, only then are you on the list. But it only takes one email to get removed if you ever want to do that.

Although our prices are already so, so, low, we will send email coupons and whatnot in an effort to retain your business, that's what it's all about, if we can't increase our sales volume our business model will come unglued.

THEREFORE, I beseech you to give it a try; you can easily unsubscribe instantly.

Thanks, John & Teresa Everett

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