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This was supposed to be mainly news about our novelty/oddity websites, and the novelty industry in general, but then I got way into novelty music and set up Restless Mouse Radio, so now there's links for that, plus I post the ocassional joke, and, well, it winds up like most blogs... a hodgepodge of nonsense.
Fortunately there are topic tags so you can find relevant posts easily.


Thinking about this Walmart problem and then...

Sometimes the quote thing at iGoogle pops up with a gem;


"Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest."
- Alexandre Dumas


...but what about rogue imbeciles?

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Confucius could have been a Washing Machine salesman

Today's I-Google Confucius quote was;

"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."


Wow, I wish I worked for Confucius! The "team leader" at my "real" job is not so wise, he would be much better suited to run a chain-gang. And NO SINGING.

Anyway, our new Novelty Radio Station is taking that slow but steady growth path, although I am not sure Confucius would approve the tunes.

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Aristotle messes with your gray matter #546

Aristotle says;


Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.


But, is he serious? I think these philosophers just liked to make up BS to impress the ladies. And that statement bears serious examination.

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It's so true

"Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat." -unknown author


Sometimes maxims such as this are filled with meaning in the hours of darkness, but the test is whether they hold up to the cold light of day. This one does.

I have thought of changing my name to "Unknown Author" and waiting for the money to start rolling in, but it probably doesn't work like that.

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