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This was supposed to be mainly news about our novelty/oddity websites, and the novelty industry in general, but then I got way into novelty music and set up Restless Mouse Radio, so now there's links for that, plus I post the ocassional joke, and, well, it winds up like most blogs... a hodgepodge of nonsense.
Fortunately there are topic tags so you can find relevant posts easily.


We interrupt...

We interrupt your steady diet of gloom and doom to bring you... PIRATES!



Be sure to check out Dress Like A Pirate.com for more swashbuckling fun like that.

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Pirate joke

Pirate joke swiped from some guy on twitter;

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel instead of the usual scarf, wrapped around his skull. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

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It be nylon, matey

A Jolly Roger Nylon Flag THIS JUST IN: Huge (5 feet by 3 feet) Pirate skull flag - The Jolly Roger - Nylon for long life, Pirates love Nylon, they love all synthetics I guess. Less than four bucks! No need to dig anything up for this.


Get your own Jolly Roger flag here and let the swordfighting jokes commence.

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Pirate Crew

PIRATE CREW went on sale and sold out... See what you miss when you aren't hanging on my every word?

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