Wow! Good news! sheesh
I guess this is what passes for "good news" at
The Seattle Times. The headline:
Baby boomer deaths: good business for funeral industry
I didn't have the intestinal fortitude to click on it.
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Gates is losing it
I see where Microsoft bid 44.6 BILLION dollars (pinkie in mouth here) -
Are they nuts?
They could have had TheRestlessMouse.com Novelty Empire for half that.
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We're hedging our bets
We have been following this car wreck of a primary election process with varying degrees of interest, surprise, amusement and dread.
When we bought the remaining stock from Lakeside Novelty, we inherited tons of these political bills. Hence I have sort of an interest in Hillary getting the democratic nomination, just so we can keep peddling this silly fake money. I know, I am a sad and pathetic little man, and you pity me. Anyway, I was sort of pleased to see that the oddsmakers are in my corner;
Super Tuesday Political Betting Odds
Online gambling website Bodog Life has Hillary Clinton a big -400 favorite to receive win the majority of primaries on Super Tuesday among Democrats. Senator Barack Obama is most certainly the underdog here paying out $2.50 for every $1.00 bet should he win more than Hillary. John Edwards bowed out of the race early on Wednesday following the Florida Primary.
JUST THE SAME - We have all of this political money on sale DIRT CHEAP - $1.99 for each pad of 25 - Vegas says our resale customers will be selling these like hotcakes long into the fall...
CM0090 Hillary 2008 bill.
CM0050 Hillary $3 bill.
CM0040 Hillary $0 "worth nothing" bill.
CM0020 Bill's 6 dollar bill.
CM0080 3 boobs bill.
All available at ThatRestlessMouse.com for 29 cents each or 25 for $1.99 for a limited time. Probably 25 for $2.99 after Super Tuesday, and when they are gone, I'm not getting any more, we limit our stock of seasonal, political, battery operated, edible, or other items that are somewhat perishable.
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Washington voters LIE, and not just about cherry trees
WASHINGTON VOTERS FORCED TO LIE OR STAY HOME
"Primary voters will have to pick one party's ballot and sign an oath that they consider themselves a member of that party and haven't attended the other party's caucus."
... Maybe I want to vote FOR a member of a particular party as a NO VOTE on another candidate of that party? And it just so happens that I do not consider myself a member of any particular political entity, least of all the donkey or the elephant. Do I have to LIE to participate?
Now my understanding is that we have a caucus and then a primary vote. The Republicans are splitting the results as far as assigning delegates; Democrats are completely IGNORING the results of the primary vote.
It seems to me that the caucus consists of the most dogged political junkies and assorted other nutjobs. Apparently, for the most part nationally, THEY get to decide which candidate from each party wins the swimsuit competition, and proceeds to the big dog and pony show in November, when at least in theory the restofus get to choose which candidate should NOT become president, and thus we vote YES for the other guy if we are behaving rationally.
Otherwise we toss our votes away on the "Green Party" or maybe Bloomberg if he jumps in.
Am I missing something?
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Seattle thinkers
WEATHERMAN SAYS: North Puget Sound supposed to get up to 2 inches of snow tonight.
State patrol advises motorists to keep food, water, clothes in their vehicles "in case they get stranded".
Gunna get stranded in TWO INCHES of snow?? We can hear New Yorkers laughing from here.
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What use twitter
I'm still trying to figure why I need this "twitter.com" - If I saw a monkey walking down my street, I would probably use my cellphone to email a picture of it to the mrs. - I pay T-mobile $60+ a month just to ensure I am ready for such eventualities.
Twitter really shines when you're away from your computer.
By hooking up your mobile phone, you can receive updates from those you're following (or just some people) when you're waiting in boring lines. And you can send updates, like "OMG, there's a monkey walking down the street!"—which, lets face it, you're unlikely to see while you're indoors. Labels: news, technology, websites
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The scoop on consumer reporters!
Our local "consumer guy", Herb Weisbaum, is really scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to come up with "How to spend less on those last-minute gifts" tips. Get this;
First, be skeptical of all sales. Sometimes the discounts aren't what they seem to be.
"Because they're not based on the MSRP, the manufacturer's suggested retail price, but on a made up original price," said Shop Smart's Lisa Lee Freeman.
What do they think the MSRP is? Somewhere along the line, someone has to pull a made-up price out of his or her ass. It's all made up.
But wait! There's more;
If you're shopping online, do it first thing in the morning. Shop Smart says you'll get the best deals that way.
"They often offer good deals early in the day. That's when traffic is lighter so they're really trying to grab people and get sales," Freeman said.
Yeah right! Like we have time to fart around with the website all day. I don't know about other webstores, but we have been busy taking orders and shipping stuff.
This one kind of got my goat;
Don't assume you'll get free shipping. Find out before you start shopping.
"A lot of the times, people don't realize how high the shipping costs are until they're checking out and then they just end up eating the cost and that can waste a lot of money."
Why would anyone assume they would get free shipping? Let me tell you, shipping is NEVER free. It might be included in the cost of the goods, but someone somewhere has to pay the postman. Is your gas free when you drive to the mall?
But I digress. Aren't there some chokey lead toys out there for Herb to fuss over?
Labels: consumer rights, news, shipping
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Kitsap County man uses shotgun to loosen lug nut
I feel bad for this guy because cars hate me too. Apparently it's a very bad idea to use a shotgun at this range. Typical of the Herald, they don't say whether it loosed the lug nut.
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Today's snake in the toilet story
It was probably only a 6 and a half foot python. The media likes to exaggerate.
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Homer's wisdom confirmed, sort of
Hollywood star for Weird Al; about time
The Restless Mouse fully and without hesitation supports the effort to get a star on the Hollywood "Walk of Fame" for Weird Al. Parody is an important aspect of the music scene. And before you scoff, check out
The list of stars. If Mariah Carey gets one, Weird Al should have three.
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Couple in China wants to name baby "@"
I was just reading that a couple in China has applied to name their baby "@". (In Chinese the english "at" sounds like "love him", I am told.)
People used to say that "Coke" translates to "Bite the wax tadpole", which is making me hungry.
I hope this mom in China doesn't decide to make this a theme, with the punctuation, and naming the dog asterick, etc. She'll be calling out the back door, @!! #!! &y! (andy) $! Get in here right now! Get * out of the driveway!
They will know they are in trouble when she calls them all at once with the middle names too- @)#!&y^$$ (calling them) @)#!&y^$$ (swearing)
What's in a name? # will go on to work for the telephone company. Expect big things from $. That is all I got.
Labels: jokes, news, words
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Jing not Jenga
It's quick and easy to use this new Jing.com picture sharing thingie. Here we have some men looking for missing sewer workers in St. Paul Minn. after recent torrential rains. But, aren't they technically storm-drain workers?
OH, apparently it doesn't put the image on the PC clipboard, just a link to it. Shoot, what good is that? Back to using Picasa and HELLO I guess.
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A word about... snot
Synthetic snot boosts robot nose
A layer of artificial "snot" has been found to improve the ability of an "electronic nose" to precisely sniff out aromas in foods and perfumes.
"Our artificial mucus not only offers improved odour discrimination for electronic noses it also offers much shorter analysis times than conventional techniques," said Professor Julian Gardner of the University of Warwick and one of the team behind the work. Hmmm, and I always thought snot interfered with the sniffing. Especially those big old "boxcar boogers". Shows how much I know.
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Don't mess with Westies
Petey D. Dog must have been sleeping in the living room, the newspaper lady apparently managed to hit the house with the Sunday paper again and startled him. So I woke up to "THUMP ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! grrrrrrrr..." The grrrrrrrr part may have been Teresa.
I would ask her to put the papers in the little box at the end of the driveway, but I'm kind of afraid of someone who can hit the house with a Sunday paper from the road, esp. while seated inside a car.
Labels: news, Petey D Dog, sleeping
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