Gee, maybe somebody should write a book, "Easy ways out"... I way trying to find an easy way to do something or another, I forget what, the google suggestions drop-down stopped me in my tracks... "Easy ways to die"? "Easy ways to get high"? I was expecting more like "Easy ways to get better gas mileage" or "8 Easy ways to avoid Sarah Palin"... I am truly saddened that people have gone to Google in a (presumably fruitless) effort to ease their burdens... But remember folks, "this too shall pass".
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Seems I only get "page one" google results for terms I can't use. Because of the random nature of this "blog", we wound up #4 for the Washington state city of "Hoquim" (Yeah I spelled it wrong.) Maybe I should have discussed "Seqium"? That's spelled wrong too, (I think) ... Poor spelling seems to be the key to success!
Another time I was griping about people talking at the library, as of this morning this website is #1 for the search term "shushtime" - Gunna have to add that to my fauxcabulary.
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If you google "John Everett":
I'm not the guy with the Funeral Home, the Private Investigator (JohnEverettPI.com! How cool is that!) nor am I the real estate guy.
I don't work at the Canadian Institute for Theoretical Astrophysics. (My "string theory" involves wondering why my shirt is unraveling)
I'm not the photographer in Houston (Although I must say his work impresses me. Wonder if I could get a Doppleganger discount?)
Didn't write a technical book about "Very Small Aperture Terminals" (Why don't they make the doors to the airport building bigger?)
I'm not the 19 year old NYC comedian named John Everett with all the pretty girls flirting with him on his MySpace page, although we have a few things in common (I go off on rants sometimes, and I also do a fair Bill Cosby impression, although it's probably 20 years out of date and involves Jello pudding)
Most certainly am not John Everett the Highwayman, Turnkey and Ale-House Keeper. Executed at Tyburn, 20th of February, 1729. What's a "Turnkey" anyway?
I'm still looking for myself, up to page 11 of the Google results; Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, Mathematicians. Starting to feel like a bit of an underachiever!
There is a Classmates link but I'm not in there either- and I'm a paying member!!
Maybe it's just as well that I am not in the google listings. I'll go in my room and curl up in a ball now.
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