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Tiny self-puffing cigs, extinct?

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WHAT will your smoking Babies/ smoking monkeys smoke now?

I called the wholesaler just now, apparently they discontinued the extra cig packs! She doesn't know if they are planning to discontinue the Smoking Monkeys and Smoking Babies, but they are both pretty popular, my guess is that they are working on a new package & supplier for those.

A few years ago, they recalled the cigs, I even had to take the ones out of the packages they come in with the babies or monkeys, nothing wrong with the cigs., the tobacco companies thought they looked too much like thier real cigarette packages. I hadn't bought any more of the spares since then, but there is a new design on the ones that come with the monkeys so that can't be it.

ANYWAY- you get a total of 11 cigs with the thing. I will search for alternatives, but even Johnson-Smith doesn't seem to have them. I remember when I was a kid, they sold tiny self-puffing cigs, you could poke a hole in a dollar and make George "smoke". What is the world coming to when you can't get stuff like that.

HEY anybody knows where I can get these, PLEASE let us know! Thanks!

Labels: find products, goods, products, puff cigarettes

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Martians Popping about to become scarcer...

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Labels: goods, Martians, Sale, stress, white elephant sale

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Nrrrggghhh means I love you

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Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)

Sorry, I don't date fellow employees. (Don't get your honey where you make your money).

But if I did, I would give them these lovely romance rats as tokens of my love.

Labels: goods, love rats, parody, weird wide web, zombies

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Ben, you're always running here and there...

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Oh wait, Ben was a rat. Anyway; The thing that creeps me out about the life-size wind-up mouse toy is the way the tail moves as it goes. The one we took for product testing drives the dog NUTS. It kind of creeps people out, my mom's dog does not get one because it gives her the willies (Mom, not the dog).

The windup mouse toy comes in white, gray, black, or brown fur, you can request your desired color(s) in the comments field when you order, most folks don't really care, in that case we will send whatever is top of the box. NOW just $1.99 or less in quantity.

Labels: creepy, goods, mouse, windup toys

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Something new for the itchy

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By "The Ultimate Office Backscratcher" I don't mean Larry from the warehouse. Talking about this quality metal backscratcher that extends from a compact 7 inches up to 20 inches; to scratch even the most remote itch. Just got our "Christmas shipment" in. #HP0301 Metal Extendo-backscratcher, $4.97 or less.

Labels: backscratcher, goods, New Item, office gifts

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Mosquitos Persist, Last chance to annoy

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Labels: goods, mosquito noise, practical jokes, Sale, summer, white elephant sale

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It be nylon, matey

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THIS JUST IN: Huge (5 feet by 3 feet) Pirate skull flag - The Jolly Roger - Nylon for long life, Pirates love Nylon, they love all synthetics I guess. Less than four bucks! No need to dig anything up for this.

Get your own Jolly Roger flag here and let the swordfighting jokes commence.

Labels: flags, goods, pirates

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Dishes may look clean; but what if the dog licked them?

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Our #BD1520 Clean or Dirty Magnet is a handy item for the dishwasher, once you condition people to flip the stupid thing around right after putting away the clean dishes, and to flip it back to clean when running a load.

Otherwise it is handy to hold a note to the fridge, write your husband a John Deere letter and run off with a tractor salesman? That would be harsh.

Anyway. The Dishwasher Magnet is one of our most popular items and useful items, at least in the kitchen. Quantity discounts available.

Labels: clean dirty magnet, dishwasher magnet, goods, handy kitchen items

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Classic strip pen from Holland

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Item #GG1220; Supremely Tacky Striptease Lady Pen

When turned over, the lady's clothes disappear, revealing her naughty bits. Our choice of barrel colors, many variations so it's hard to promise certain color/model combinations. Besides, a little surprise in your life is a good thing.

I had to spray paint the picture a little because some of the pens are stored upside down. (No sneak previews!) Sorry, pen cannot be imprinted (Most of barrel is consumed by the naked lady display, rest is too curved to imprint) Just $1.99 each, less in quantity.

Labels: goods, naked lady pens, resale quantities, striptease pens

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