This was supposed to be mainly news about our novelty/oddity websites, and the novelty industry in general,
but then I got way into novelty music and set up Restless Mouse Radio, so now there's links for that, plus I post the ocassional joke, and, well,
it winds up like most blogs... a hodgepodge of nonsense.
Fortunately there are topic tags so you can find relevant posts easily.
Defeat the pencil-pushers
#PJ1218 not enough lead in your pencil?
The old #2 pencil turned to rubber. Makes the big exam sort of iffy. It's good luck dontchya know. RUBBER PENCIL Now only 77 cents while supplies last...
#CT6601 Martian Popping Thing You've seen them in some cold medicine TV ad, and on "Drake and Josh", Martian Popping Thing has amazing stress-reducing properties. Squeeze him and his eyes, ears, even nose, pop out! They retract when you let go, and there are no repercussions.
He's made of thick rubber (not latex) for long life. The supplier for this product jacked up the wholesale price on these so high that I stubbornly refuse to buy more. So, "while supplies last".
It's your last chance to annoy people with buzzing mosquito noises. Just a few left now, get 'em while they're hot at just $3.49. The buzzing mosquito noise seems to come from everywhere and nowhere.
Only about 10 left of these Stewie Talkers, the most evil one, but he gets away with it because only the dog understands him. read more in the ad for the talking stewie, clearing them out for just $3.99 each! I don't expect they will hang around here long at that price! All like new & tested, great gift item for Family Guy fans...
Last 9 or so of these funky little snot nose keychains, I put them on sale. Lots more coming, I am unable to work at my main occupation so I will amuse myself here and hopefully clear enough inventory so we have room to set up the monopoly board.
We have been following this car wreck of a primary election process with varying degrees of interest, surprise, amusement and dread.
When we bought the remaining stock from Lakeside Novelty, we inherited tons of these political bills. Hence I have sort of an interest in Hillary getting the democratic nomination, just so we can keep peddling this silly fake money. I know, I am a sad and pathetic little man, and you pity me. Anyway, I was sort of pleased to see that the oddsmakers are in my corner;
Super Tuesday Political Betting Odds Online gambling website Bodog Life has Hillary Clinton a big -400 favorite to receive win the majority of primaries on Super Tuesday among Democrats. Senator Barack Obama is most certainly the underdog here paying out $2.50 for every $1.00 bet should he win more than Hillary. John Edwards bowed out of the race early on Wednesday following the Florida Primary.
JUST THE SAME - We have all of this political money on sale DIRT CHEAP - $1.99 for each pad of 25 - Vegas says our resale customers will be selling these like hotcakes long into the fall... CM0090 Hillary 2008 bill. CM0050 Hillary $3 bill. CM0040 Hillary $0 "worth nothing" bill. CM0020 Bill's 6 dollar bill. CM0080 3 boobs bill. All available at ThatRestlessMouse.com for 29 cents each or 25 for $1.99 for a limited time. Probably 25 for $2.99 after Super Tuesday, and when they are gone, I'm not getting any more, we limit our stock of seasonal, political, battery operated, edible, or other items that are somewhat perishable.
It warms the cockles of my heart that our "Temporary Marriage" certificates sold out long before Temporary Divorce certificates. Now I have them marked down, but maybe people realize that the "temporary divorce" might cost a lot more than 49 cents...
#BD-1505 MOTHER Magnet Our big 2 x 3 magnet says it all; your inner child screaming MOTHER!!! Professionally manufactured heavy duty with a strong magnet. On sale for $1.99 while supplies last, offer expires end of May 2007 otherwise.
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#NF1290 Stewie Family Guy Pocket sound machine 
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#PJ1218 not enough lead in your pencil? 
#PJ2000 Mosquito buzzing box gag 
#DS0170 Snotty Keychain 
#TG0040 Dogs Playing Cards High Quality extra fancy playing cards with tilt-to-change lenticular images. A fine gift for any dog people. 
#NF1252 Little Black Book