I will use your information only for the purposes of getting your purchase to your house. I will not "spam" you, junk-mail you, call you on the telephone, or fax you. No one will appear on your doorstep, or wipe your windshield with a dirty rag. You will not see my reflection in store windows. I will not give, sell, loan, lease, or otherwise distribute your information. I will not contact your mother and tell her what you bought, or rat you out to any other authority figure. In the event that my business is acquired, your information will NOT be part of the deal, and if deemed necessary I will roll your invoice up and smoke it. Once you receive your goods I will disavow all knowledge of your existence.

We don't use a mailing list, (against the advice of "Mail Order Gurus" - but you can subscribe to our blog, which is a less intrusive way to stay in the loop. It has the super whoopdeedoo XML feed, all the social networking stuff, or send it to your cellphone just because you are too hi-tech for your own good, the whole shooting' match.

But I digress. We too get plenty of email telling how to get rich on Ebay (HA HA HA), potions to help make some body parts smaller and others larger, mortgages, lotto winnings on games no one ever entered, pleas for help from Zimbabwe royal family members, plus lots of strange questions from eBaY shoppers (Can you get this $2 item to my houseboat in the south of France by 4pm your time? I don't want to pay extra for shipping though.) Etc. Etc.... So I know how you feel about your inbox. Bottom line, The Restless Mouse Co. respects your privacy.