Freecycle user helps me win scavenger hunt!!
Hey, this offering on the local Freecycle.com list would help with the scavenger hunt! Especially the orange, pink and green tablecloth ( Did someone barf? Who can tell? )
plastic mat version of Twister
Four boxes of lasagna noodles and 2 of spaghetti
One bottle Old Orchard Green Tea unopened
One vinyl tablecloth - orange, pink and green
Box of 7 dinosaurs and play picture. Opened but intact
Artemis Woman heel smoother. Been used, 2 extra tips packs. Still in good
condition
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NEED EXERCISE EQUIPMENT
From our local "Freecycle" list; it's an endless source of amusement. I just woke up, and at first I thought a GUY wrote this, or maybe it is so, which would bring shame to all of the male gender;
HELP! I was just asked to be in my girlfriends wedding. Need to lose
weight ASAP. Anyone have any weights, rowing machine, stairmaster, or
any equiptment that is gathering dust or being used as an extra clothes
hanger? I could really put to good use. Thank you - I only have 3
months! EEK!!... EEK indeed. So, what is she going to do "in" her girlfriend's wedding? Sheesh, nobody's going to be looking at you, it's your girlfriend's big day. Just go and don't whine about the ugly bridesmaid dresses. And hope nobody recognizes you from the bachelor party.
(Three weeks into the new year does seem the ideal time to obtain cast-off like-new exercise equipment, half empty boxes of nicotine patches, and other personal torture devices)
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Bad jokes make me ill
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and it was imperative that he make the best possible impression. On the morning of the presentation he awoke to find himself passing gas, in large volumes, with the unpleasant characteristic of sounding like "HONDA." The man was besides himself. Every few minutes "HONDA", "HONDA".... Unable to stop this aberrant behavior, and in desperate need to terminate these odious and rather embarrassing emissions, he sought a physicians aid. After a full examination, the doctor told him that there was nothing inherently wrong with him and that he would just have to wait it out. Being unwilling to accept this state of affairs he visited a second and then a third doctor all of whom told him the same thing. Finally one medic suggested that he visit a dentist. Well although he could not see how a dentist was going to be of any help, he visited one anyway. Lo and behold, the dentist said, "Ah, there's the problem" "What is it?" the man asked. "Why you have an abscess," said the dentist. "An abscess. How could that be causing my problem?" asked the man. "That's easy," replied the dentist. "Why everyone knows... Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
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Sometimes it's hard to tell
Habitrail For Humanity Under Fire | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Chris likes to mess with telemarketers.
