The staff of The Restless Mouse have all taken this PLEDGE of PRIVACY
I will use your information only for the purposes of getting your purchase to your house. I will not "spam" you, junk-mail you, call you on the telephone, or fax you. No one will appear on your doorstep, or wipe your windshield with a dirty rag. You will not see my reflection in store windows. I will not give, sell, loan, lease, or otherwise distribute your information. I will not contact your mother and tell her what you bought, or rat you out to any other authority figure. In the event that my business is acquired, your information will NOT be part of the deal, and if deemed necessary I will roll your invoice up and smoke it. Once you receive your goods I will disavow all knowledge of your existence.
WE NEVER add you to our email list unless you sign up for it, and of course it's one click to unsubscribe if you change your mind on that.
We too get plenty of email telling how to get rich on Ebay (HA HA HA), potions to help make some body parts smaller and others larger, mortgages, lotto winnings on games no one ever entered, pleas for help from Zimbabwe royal family members, plus lots of strange questions from eBaY shoppers (Can you get this $2 item to my houseboat in the south of France by 4pm your time? I don't want to pay extra for shipping though.) Etc. Etc.... So I know how you feel about your inbox. Bottom line, The Restless Mouse Co. / Novelty Trading Post respects your privacy.
