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  • You can "subscribe" to our blog: Less sporadic but much more random. It's a little thing we call NoveltyNuggets.com. Click here to get it by email.
  • We don't use these here "social media" things much yet, newfangled whatzits. Bah!

    follow us on Twitter, we will follow you back, just going around in circles... befriend restlessmousenovelties, my sister says the facebook is the big hot deal we need to do. So something has got to happen over there. MySpace.com/EverybodyJustChillOut(Don't even ask what that was about)

ABOUT US

SINCE 1998, The Restless Mouse Novelty Co. provides discounted novelties, gag gifts And oddities To individuals, business And resellers.

It's a "mom and pop" operation, online only at this point but with aspirations. Teresa is the "Head Cheese", John is to blame for this travesty of a website.
Shipping Methods & Timeframes

We aim to just "break even" on shipping; because of our free shipping on orders of a certain size, and various other promotions, the burden of shipping tends to slide to smaller orders. HOWEVER- See our "Shipping is Golden" offer below!

We are North of Seattle, Washington, so shipments to West Coast and NW states may be quicker than to the East. It helps to be near a major airport too.

  • REGULAR USA Shipping (1st class or Parcel Post)- 5 to 10 business days, maybe 15 days to Hawaii.
    COST: NEW LOW STARTING SHIPPING: NOW S&H starts at just $3.49 - Your shipping total always shows in the cart before you pay. NOTE: FREE REGULAR SHIPPING applies on larger USA orders. See That Restless Mouse main page for the current FREE SHIPPING offer. Also watch our mailing lists and social media for special deals on shipping.

  • PRIORITY MAIL USA Shipping - 2 to 6 business days
    COST: S&H varies from $4.99, always shows in cart before you pay.

  • EXPRESS MAIL USA Shipping - Overnight to most locations. EMAIL or CALL to confirm,
    must place order by 1pm Pacific so we can get it out that day.
    COST: S&H varies from $22.00, always shows in cart before you pay. Please note that OVERNIGHT service is not guaranteed, we will contact you if it looks like it's not going to be there the following day, based on time of order, and USPS advice from zip code check.

  • CANADA Shipping - We only use "First Class International", It takes 7 to 14 days to most Canadian destinations.
    COST: Canada "First Class International" S&H starts at $4.95 - Always shows in cart before you pay.

  • Other International Shipping - We only use "First Class International" because International shipping is incredibly expensive these days.
    COST: S&H varies, starting at $9.95 - DO NOT USE CANADA RATE, your order will be rejected.

  • YOUR CARRIER - We will use UPS or FedEx, your shipper number is required, FedEx now confirms via email to make sure it's authorized.
    COST: You pay actual shipping to your carrier.

"Shipping is Golden" offer

Our shipping rates usually are pretty close to being the same as postage, but sometimes things get wierd and The shipping exceeds the actual postage by a significant amount.

We will protect you from our cart's errors- Just put REFUND EXCESS SHIPPING in the comments section of your order. We will compare the charge and the postage, and refund the difference. You don't have to do anything else. Offer not good on prior orders; You gotta put it in the comments.