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Mail Order? How quaint.

If you prefer to pay by mail (and lots of people do), there is a payment option on the website for "prepayment by mail" - just print your order and enclose payment, and mail it to the address shown.

Or use our handy mail order form, there is a special shipping rate of just $2.00 there. Why? We encourage mail order, because it saves us on credit card processing fees, plus we get a cheap thrill when checks arrive in the mail.

You don't even need a form; just write your order on a napkin, greasy spoon joint menu, or in the margin of a twenty and mail to:

Teresa Everett
TheRestlessMouse.com
PO Box 3022
Arlington, WA 98223


You can make it out to Teresa Everett or to TheRestlessMouse.com - Any questions? Call our cell (425)343-6750 - Uh that's cellPHONE, we're not in jail or anything.

Sorry, We don't have a paper catalog, we tried that and found it to be a money pit.

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Cotton Candy ToothpicksSo much cheaper than the fair! Cotton Candy flavored tooth picks in the whimsical little tin.
curling fortune fish Curling Fortune Fish just 97¢ a dozen!
Flexifoot CD rackBigfoot keeps his movies and CD's in this Flexifoot CD rack JUST 99¢
Nice Leather coin purse Old Dude's Coin Purse! Nice Leather multi- pocket thing, $2.89! Because us old dudes HATE losing coins. YES even pennies.
We're a LOT cheaper than the competition-

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