All about PRIVACY
The staff of
The Restless Mouse have all taken this PLEDGE of PRIVACY:
I will use your information only for the purposes of getting your
purchase to your house. I will not "spam" you, junk-mail you, call you on
the telephone, or fax you. No one will appear on your doorstep, or wipe your
windshield with a dirty rag. You will not see my reflection in store
windows. I will not give, sell, loan, lease, or otherwise distribute your
information. I will not contact your mother and tell her what you bought,
or rat you out to any other authority figure. In the event that my
business is acquired, your information will NOT be part of the deal, and
if deemed necessary I will roll your invoice up and smoke it. Once you
receive your goods I will disavow all knowledge of your existence.
EMAIL MARKETING
WE WILL NOT SEND MESSAGES TO YOU EXCEPT FOR:
- The initial reciept for the order (You also get a paper copy with your goods)
- An email when we ship that has a crummy USPS tracking number (They don't track it all stops like United Parcel does)
(Please note in some cases we use a computer-generated stamp so you don't always get the tracking number email)
... Of course if you did not supply an email, you won't get any email from us.
For those who are interested
There is a "subscribe" option about halfway down on the left sidebar- We send an email to that list, not more than one a week but at least once a month, that's our new goal. Usually with a coupon code in it. There are
other ways to get coupon deals from us if you don't want the emails.
But I digress. We too get plenty of email telling how to get rich on Ebay (HA HA HA), potions to help
make some body parts smaller and others larger, mortgages, lotto winnings on games no one ever
entered, pleas for help from Zimbabwe royal family members, plus lots of strange questions from eBaY
shoppers (Can you get this $2 item to my houseboat in the south of France by 4pm your time? I don't want to pay extra for shipping though.)
Etc. Etc....
Bottom line, The Restless Mouse Co. respects your privacy.
CREDIT CARD PRIVACY - Our online system hides the card number from us on successful transactions. So your card number isn't "out there". Phone orders and such, I keep your card number in a hidden paper file
until the return policy window expires. Then we shred it.
