Selected Customer Interactions from various sources

We get a lot of calls, emails, letters (well, mailed orders with notes in them) - Here are some that might be of general interest. Names are truncated or changed entirely, for privacy. (Recent Items on top)

• 1/15/09 A customer from Toronto wants to know where her puff cigarettes she ordered two weeks ago are. Unfortunately we are unable to provide tracking on Canadian orders, and they generally take at least 2-3 weeks, less on the west coast.
• 1/13/09 An enterprising soul from back east writes: I have a idea that im looking to sell the rights to publish. (Look at) HandicapHumor.com and let me know what you think. 1 out of 5 cars on the highway have a handicap hanger on the rear view. I think every American should have one and i would like to sell them one. I wrote back that if he gets set up to sell something generic for all 50 states that won't get you tasered or a crutch through your windshield, we might be interested. We ARE a novelty website, after all.