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This was supposed to be mainly news about our novelty/oddity websites, and the novelty industry in general, but then I got way into novelty music and set up Restless Mouse Radio, so now there's links for that, plus I post the ocassional joke, and, well, it winds up like most blogs... a hodgepodge of nonsense.
Fortunately there are topic tags so you can find relevant posts easily.


Little Johnny Joke #543 if they had numbers

Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day,

so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said,

“Johnny. This is where you come from.”

Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as “Lucky Johnny.”

“Why?” one asked.


Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, “Because I came this close to being a turd.”

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