The Restless Mouse Company develops and operates websites peddling cool retro & fun trinkets at low cost, working out of a rundown old house outside of Marysville, Washington and trying to rub two coins together; cheerfully living lives of quiet desperation.
As my brother says, we're not here for a long time, we must be here for a good time.
Keep those CARDS AND LETTERS coming in! Or at least drop us a line via email
Drive for less, if you can pass yourself off as Marilyn Monroe. Of course if you can do that, your life would be pretty sweet. Unless you are a guy?? Item CM9030 Marilyn's License As low as $1.20 each if you buy a dozen or more. Swap meet sellers hit this one out of the ballpark.
New quantity discounts on our Trillion Dol
lar 25 packs. Richly detailed, as real as anyone dares to make them. Now as low as $3.50 a pad, great swap meet item!
Only a few of these fun Assistant Manager Pennants left at the super closeout price of just $1.97 each! I told you we would have super deals on this new page.
If you were looking for Lakeside Novelty; We purchased the remaining inventory from Joel, and he also showed us where to get the merchandise
So now you can find great quantity discounts on old Lakeside items such as the light-up rose, the Permanent Match, the Magnetic Scotty Dogs, Naked Lady striptease pens, etc. here.
Please note that a lot of the old Lakeside items are no longer made, or they have become too pricey due to dollar value fluctuations. This is why we are (temporarily?) out of those fantastic Needle threaders.
Some things have become too expensive to produce due to product testing requirements, or associated changes in the rules– I believe this is the case with “Smoking Monkeys”, which I have been unable to find spare cigarette packs for in recent weeks.
If you have a Lakeside favorite that you don’t see on our website, be sure to click the CONTACT US button above, we will try to help.
We have an account on Twitter, mainly use it when I have something to say that would be an awful short blog post, maybe a quick joke, a coupon code or quick special, or whatever.
It seems that many or most people (Or uh, “tweeple”) follow dozens or hundreds of tweet accounts. So unless they are searching within Twitter, I doubt that our “followers” even notice our “tweets” as they go rushing by, this is one instance where the old saw about it being an “information superhighway” would seem to apply.
My main problem is that it seems to be such a tremendous waste of time to “follow” so many people, like me they only come up with anything interesting once in a blue moon, and time is too precious to monitor it.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to go “buy” a couch for my “Sims” in Sims 3. Also I am reading a Phyllis Diller book, “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse”. I have my priorities straight.
Shift change at the Boeing Renton Factory
Uh, Fremont Zombie walk
(See, no lunchboxes)
